Review #1
The Earth of Painted Caves real audiobook free
I’m a breathe hard Jean Auel fan at the same time I shackles off reading this book for so long due to than anyway I heard about it. I agree with everyone else. This book is that the worst out of the six at the same time a total frustration. The 1st 2 parts managed have been cut out completely. That’s only so much you can cross out (or read) about describing caves. Blah, blah, blah. I’m also unwell of the speak on Ayla’s indefinite story. Right behind 5 books, I know it by heart. We all do. I’m convinced I managed start a fire with firestones, butcher a dirty myself, at the same time make my possess prehistoric stuff right behind reading about it so much. (I guess if I get lost in the woods I have a quality chance of surviving at the moment.) I’m also weary of Ayla the Omnipotent. Why didn’t she invent the wheel, design the 1st toilet, see electricity, try out barrel racing with the stallions, at the same time split the atom while she was at it?
Right behind I read this book, I was glad it was over. I’ll always like the 1st books in the television series at the same time last to recount them, but this one? Ummm, no. I will never, ever read this book again.
Review #2
The Earth of Painted Caves audiobook in television series Land’s Toddlers
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Reviews, here at the same time all over the web that exhaustively at the same time hilariously embrace how horrible this book is that but if for you’ve read all the other books favorite right up to this one then for you’re for sure going to read it, just like I did, no matter than anyway anyone else says.
But hoo little boy, is that it bad.
I’m more interested in how such a bad book gets hosted than I am in how it gets written. Did Auel barely have such a quality agreement that she managed cross out whatever she wanted at the same time it had to be hosted? Was she implacable enough that no editor’s notes managed derail her fixation on cave paintings? I greedy Jesus Christ, it was like following anyone’s vacation slides, only that were considered no slides. It was barely a personality describing the things they beheld over at the same time over: “That was a sketch of a horse facing to the right then and one more horse, also facing to the right, then a mammoth, facing to the right.” I also wonder if Auel has gone this time down the bunny hole that it seems normal to mention 378 times that Ayla has a distinctive accent that makes her seem foreign. If for you didn’t read the 17,000 pages written about Ayla over the continue 30 years, here’s a reminder: she talks funny, at the same time she’s fool AF, but not weirder than Jean M. Auel.
Review #3
The Earth of Painted Caves audiobook by Jean M. Auel
I feel like no matter than anyway I they say here nothing can truly show how I hated this book. It was so scary at the same time it Ruined the television series for me. SPOILER Alert! I applied to re-count the entire television series for sure once per year. I gave ALL of the books I had in this television series (at the same time they were considered all hardbacks!) away right behind I was done. I adored Jondalar at the same time Ayla at the same time their adore story at the same time she had to move misfortune it in the coolest cliche method likely – he was a cheating bastard, but it’s implied to be okay b/c people are implied to “share” their mates, blah blah blah liar. I managed never let this move at the same time when I tried to move back at the same time start over at Clan of the Cave Bear it barely wasn’t similar. You can’t get it out of your fork. In particular right behind they had come this time at the same time been through so much together. Defame ON JEAN M AUEL for this! Barely cross out about your caves instead of ruining the ending for quality manners! I wish she had barely left it where it was. I wish I managed remember I had ever read this book.
Review #4
The Earth of Painted Caves audio narrated by Sandra Burr
This was a deplorable finish to a television series I really adored. I would liked to considered a lot more of Ayla’s connection with Jondalar at the same time his generic at the same time others in the Zelandonii (in particular Laramar at the same time Tremeda’s kids, who apparently take a look to Ayla at the same time Jondalar like they were considered a 2nd set of ancestors still we hardly actually look them interact) at the same time a lot much less of Jean Auel feeling the come in handy to describe every understandable cave painting in France in excruciating detail. That aside, Ayla’s donier tour at the same time the process of her becoming a most powerful spiritual remedy lady of her brand new people was exciting, but I wish that it had been more of a subplot than a catalyst for turning the hulk of The Earth Of Painted Caves into a glorified art history text. Auel knows how to tell a quality story, but she has time at the same time again permitted her exposition of her research work of prehistoric times to illuminate the plot at the same time manners of the books in the Land’s Toddlers television series. The only gizmo more annoying than one more five pages about the making of a specific stone inventory were considered Jondalar at the same time Ayla’s unprecidented affairs at the same time Ayla’s suicide attempt, all of which right happened for shock value so that Auel would have anything to cross out about right behind she ran out of cave paintings right behind having slighted almost all of her manners for so many pages. I did like the fact that we got to look no one of Jondalar’s extended generic at the same time the Mamutoi towards the finish, at the same time Ayla at the same time Jondalar’s reconciliation at the same time Jondalar’s promise to look right behind Laramar’s generic. I’m glad that I ended this television series but will for sure not grab this book again.
Review #5
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But, this this was barely awful. I noted 212 pages on my kindle that were considered simply Auel retelling the 1st five books. Seriously, if for you’d never read the 1st five books, for you wouldn’t come in handy to right behind reading this one.
Also, the story is that sour. It’s hundreds of pages of DESCRIPTIONS of cave paintings. She does her best to describe them, but come on, Jean, writing about drawings barely isn’t quality.
Lastly, I think she was like, “uh oh, I’ve already knew the story of the 1st five books again, I more successful have anything bad happen to Ayla. Hmmm… Oh I know! I’ll implementation the stuff from The Mammoth Hunters. Sweet tooth!” then and right behind she did that, she must’ve forgotten to rescue or anything at the same time didn’t wish wanttwantto cross out cross out a true true ending. Than anyway an awful method to final the television series.
